Yo Yo Cupcake

Want to hear something that you can do that will really kick your socks off? Of course you don't. Here's what you do: You walk down the street with your girlfriend and go up to some dweeby looking dude and say, "Yo Yo Cupcake, can I ask you somethin?" The guy says, "yes" and then you say, "Do you think my girlfriend is hot?"

The guy has 3 options. 1) Says yes and then you say "Watch it, amigo. Then give him the Robert DeNiro finger eyes thing from Meet the Parents. 2) Says no and insults your girlfriend. 3) Says nothing which you can take either way and then repeat either steps 1 or 2.

It's pretty fun. Unless your girlfriend is ugly, in which case I wouldn't recommend doing this at all.
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"If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it." - Beyonce