Engaged to Megan Fox

People are so skeptical, ya know? Think about it - if you tell someone you met Tiger Woods, their first response is always, "No way, buttercup, I don't believe you." Or if you say your cousin's grandmother's dog sitter is engaged to Megan Fox, the response is, "Shut the hell up, Mr. Liar Pants." Even less impressive things such as getting a new job in this rough economy - the response is, "Really? You did?"

I think it's because people are inherently jealous. If you have something that they don't have, or know someone that they don't know, they don't believe you. How can Jimmy know Dave Matthews? I love Dave Matthews and I don't know him, therefore Jimmy is a dirty liar. Or Hank won second place in a beauty contest and won 10 dollars. But Hank is ugly, so how could he win a beauty contest? What they don't know is that the beauty contest Hank won was for naked mole rats. Of course Hank would win. Idiots.

People need to grow up. It's a matter of maturity. C'mon people, pull it together. Alright, I have to go have lunch with Paris Hilton, Dave Grohl, and Andy Roddick. Peace out.
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"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." - Bob Dylan