Four More Deadly Poems, (Famous People Edition)

There once was a lady, Gaga her name,

Like Cyndi Lauper, almost the same,

One day she was on stage and was eaten by wolves,

Not the fault of a person, as the 80s were to blame.

There once was a woman named Kesha,

Her hair was blond, her shirts mesh-a,

One day she became irrelevant, and was eaten by wolves,

And people cared even less-a.

There once was a man named Jay-Z,

I'm king of hip-hop, he did decree,

He had 99 problems, and was eaten by wolves,

Now Beyonce's a single lady, alone and free.

There once was a Jackson named Michael,

He told his siblings to take a hike-ael,

Once day he was moonwalking and was eaten by wolves,

On Facebook, his page has many like-aels (because he's dead).