I'm an Idiot

I'm an idiot. Not like George W. Bush and not like the dumb kid in your high school chemistry class. Um, 4 parts oxygen and 20 parts hydrogen and 3 parts sulfuric acid. What? It's WATER!

I'm an idiot. Not like the double rainbow guy and not like the dumb kid in your high school math class. Um, the square root of 16 is 3 divided by 17. What? It's TRIGONOMETRY!

I'm an idiot. Not like Sarah Palin and not like the dumb kid in your high school English class. Um, to be or not to be, wait, what's the question? What? It's R.L. STINE!

I'm an idiot. Not like Michele Bachmann and not like the dumb kid in your high school history class. Um, Paul Revere told us the Brits weren't gonna take our arms! What? It's AMERICAN HISTORY!

I'm an idiot because I said, "Nothin' much" when someone asked me, "How are you?" So dumb.